You know....the asshole who thinks he's super cool but he's really just annoying everyone plus you have to practically sit on his lap to keep your regulars from kicking his ass? But then you throw him out anyway because you just can't take it anymore?
Do you know that eventually, this guy and his wife will make up, then he'll bring her in with him and expect you to act like he was a really nice guy and super cool the last several times he was in? And do you know that if you make fun of him when he goes to the bathroom, you and his wife will end up laughing and being super close bestest friends? And do you know, he'll leave you a ridiculously big tip for keeping your mouth shut about him to his wife?
HA HA HA!!!! Jokes on you buddy!!! I already told her!!!!! You're getting it good when you guys get home!!!! She and I will still be friends but you're still a douche!!!!!!!!!